{"id":2751,"date":"2015-12-15T20:29:52","date_gmt":"2015-12-16T03:29:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/vinsuprynowicz.com\/?p=2751"},"modified":"2015-12-16T09:29:57","modified_gmt":"2015-12-16T16:29:57","slug":"the-first-thing-you-wont-be-investigating","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vinsuprynowicz.com\/?p=2751","title":{"rendered":"The First Thing You Won\u2019t Be Investigating . . ."},"content":{"rendered":"

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I see where the (still) daily Las Vegas Review-Journal sold late last week for more than $140 million — seven times its earnings for the most recent 12 months and thus somewhat above the morning paper\u2019s market value, as figured by some who focus on its declining display advertising pages (hardly a unique predicament, in this Era of the Internet.)<\/p>\n

In fact, the Chicago Tribune reports the new buyer paid 37 percent more than what the paper sold for last March. (Remarks that this property seems to be changing hands more frequently than the newest pretty lady at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch will not be tolerated.)<\/p>\n

And that new buyer . . . prefers to remain nameless.<\/p>\n

How is that going to work, exactly? Would he (she? they?) have to wear a brown paper bag over his head when visiting the premises? Would he (she? they?) use one of those speech-garbling machines when calling in his instructions to the paper\u2019s few remaining editors?<\/p>\n

It’s a cinch the paper wasn’t bought by someone who just aims to sit back and watch the profits roll in.<\/p>\n

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Meantime, rumors that the buyer shares the same first name as the character actor who later became executive producer of the old \u201cDick Van Dyke Show\u201d and \u201cGomer Pyle, USMC\u201d are either being denied or getting a brisk \u201cNo comment.\u201d<\/p>\n

Just by coincidence, it was about a week earlier that the current owners of the paper — or are they now the most recent former owners? It all gets a tad confusing — announced that Nevada\u2019s largest daily, which has laid off most of its experienced section editors and about half the newsroom staff in recent years, was going to launch itself into the Big-Time Investigative Journalism business by bringing aboard a new six-person Investigative Team.<\/p>\n

Well, if you perused the fine print, it actually turned out two of those six persons were to be some kind of statistical analyst and a \u201cwriting coach\u201d to be \u201cshared with the other papers in the chain\u201d . . . a chain of which the R-J will presumably no longer be a part.<\/p>\n

So perhaps those Big Plans are on hold. But if they\u2019re not, I\u2019d sure like to be able to listen in on an interview for one of those jobs:<\/p>\n

\u201cSo, you\u2019re interested in joining our new Investigative Team here at the R-J.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cMaybe. First I\u2019d need to know who owns the paper.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cI don\u2019t know; if I knew I couldn\u2019t tell you; and that\u2019s the first thing you have to promise not to investigate.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cInteresting. I thought the first thing I might look into would be the stranglehold the casino industry has on your state Legislature here in Carson City, and particularly on your state Supreme Court, which doesn\u2019t even give petitioners time to blink before throwing out on some wacky pretext any proposed ballot initiative which fails to exempt the casinos from every tax hike — a pattern of behavior which is about to draw the attention of the federal courts.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cYes, good idea. We\u2019ll definitely have to put that one a little ways down our list, after checking with the ad department to make sure it wouldn\u2019t raise any complaints among our larger remaining advertisers, of course. But actually, the new owner — and again I have no idea who that might be — thinks a good first project would be \u2018Why Baby Boys Wear Pink, And Why Baby Girls Wear Blue,\u2019 followed up by \u2018What do you call those little round hard things at the end of a pair of shoelaces?\u2019 Wait, where are you going? Come back here, we haven\u2019t even gone over your work experience . . .\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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