Imagine a foreign army occupies the state of Indiana. Its commanders are concerned that local Hoosiers don\u2019t like the foreigners in their midst, a dislike which they display practically every night by setting off murderous roadside bombs every time an army patrol goes by.<\/p>\n
And because the local people are at odds with the occupation forces, they offer those troops precious little help or intelligence as they pursue their military mission.<\/p>\n
The commander brings in some experts to find out why his troops are so unpopular. They go out and interview the local farmers. And the answer comes back: \u201cIt\u2019s the corn.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat? The corn?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYeah, the stuff the Indians called \u2018maize,\u2019\u201d the experts explain. \u201cIt\u2019s the major agricultural crop around these parts. It\u2019s the way the locals make their living.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cAnd? So?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYour men have been burning it.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOf course we\u2019ve been burning it. Importing corn is a crime, back home. It cuts into the profits of the wheat and potato farmers. Besides, people associate it with some very unpopular ethnic minorities.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWell, that may be. But it\u2019s the way these locals make their living, and if they see you as people who are here to destroy their crops and leave them starving and penniless, your problems aren\u2019t going to improve.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWe gave them free seeds. We told them they could grow pansies and zinnias. Pansies are quite lovely.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cNot going to work, sir. These people have been growing corn for generations. It\u2019s all they know. There are established markets for their corn. They\u2019re corn farmers, period.\u201d<\/p>\n
Finally, the military commander relents. He orders his men to stop burning the corn in the fields. Instead, they wait until the local farmers have gathered their corn into barns and silos … and then burn it.<\/p>\n
It sounds like a version of Monty Python\u2019s old \u201cDoug and Dinsdale Piranha\u201d comedy sketch, but unfortunately it\u2019s no joke. The lives being lost are real, and they\u2019re American.<\/p>\n
The occupied state isn\u2019t Indiana, it\u2019s Afghanistan. And the crop isn\u2019t corn, it\u2019s the opium poppy, one of the few real money-makers that will grow in that remote, arid, rocky and mountainous land.<\/p>\n
Last month, U.S. officials announced our soldiers currently occupying parts of that forbidding land will no longer support the destruction of individual farmers\u2019 poppy plants. Instead — I’m serious now — they will increase attacks on \u201cdrug warehouses controlled by powerful drug lords,\u201d where the poppy seeds, raw opium and heroin are stored after being moved from the fields.<\/p>\n
\u201cThis administration set out to reverse the counternarcotics program by de-emphasizing crop eradication and emphasizing drug interdiction,\u201d Richard Holbrooke, President Barack Obama\u2019s envoy for Afghanistan and Pakistan, said last week.<\/p>\n
The Associated Press obligingly reported this as a \u201cwholesale change in strategy.\u201d<\/p>\n
But it\u2019s not. A \u201cwholesale change in strategy\u201d — and probably the only one that would work, unless we plan to station an infantry squad and a soup kitchen in every Afghan field forever — would be to find out how much the Afghans got for their crop last year, offer them 15 percent more, and … buy it.<\/p>\n
The stuff could then be sold on the world market, where there seems to be plenty of demand, much of which is for \u201clegitimate medical uses,\u201d even by the lights of those who favor heavy government regulation.<\/p>\n
\u201cBut that would mean the United States would be profiting from … drug dealing!\u201d<\/p>\n
Oh, please. George Washington put down the Whisky Rebellion because Pennsylvanians were refusing to pay that excise which was the young republic\u2019s main source of revenue — the liquor tax. To this day, Washington benefits from heavy excise taxes every time an American shortens his or her life by lighting a cigarette or pouring a glass of booze — among the least healthy recreational drugs commonly consumed.<\/p>\n
And the federal government spends millions of tax dollars on medical research, one of the goals of which is to develop new drugs which produce billions in profits for major drug dealers … though of course we call them \u201clegitimate pharmaceutical manufacturers,\u201d even if their patent nostrums produce more known deleterious side effects than the raw opium the Afghans have been loading onto their caravans since before the time of Marco Polo.<\/p>\n
In fact, nowhere in the Constitution can any authority for Washington to regulate such traffic in plant extracts be found — no one even tried to do so , before 1916 — though that\u2019s neither here nor there for today\u2019s discussion. If supplying the \u201clegitimate medical market\u201d still leaves us with a surplus, stockpile the stuff for the time when America\u2019s elderly, having exhausted all our Medicare funds, need some of that \u201cend-of-life counseling\u201d now being proposed by Sen. Kennedy and Mrs. Pelosi.<\/p>\n
Use the proceeds to reimburse the American treasury for the costs of the Afghan incursion. Finally, the taxpayers would actually get something back for one of their unwilling \u201cinvestments.\u201d<\/p>\n
But that\u2019s not all. Once we\u2019re the Afghans\u2019 friends, rather than their enemies — paying them more than they\u2019ve ever received for their crops, merely \u201ccutting out the middleman\u201d — proceed to make them another offer:<\/p>\n
We\u2019ll pay them a BONUS for each load of opium, if it\u2019s delivered with one of Osama bin Laden\u2019s men riding on top, all trussed up and ready for questioning.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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