Peace on earth, good will toward men. Fine sentiments. But as citizens of a republic, can we really assume we\u2019ll be held forever blameless for the actions of our government?<\/p>\n
Barack Obama, who if he were not in office would be applying for a Community Development Block Grant to stage anti-war rallies in Chicago, just authorized sending 30,000 more troops to Afghanistan. But it\u2019s OK: He promises to pull them out in 18 months — soon enough to guarantee they can\u2019t actually accomplish anything.<\/p>\n
A few hundred of these young American men will be be sent home in coffins or with their legs blown off. A few thousand Afghans will get blowed up real good by our Predator drones and newer, follow-up flying robots, in a military enterprise that could only have been dreamed up by someone who\u2019s spent too much time playing Dungeons and Dragons in his dormitory basement. Why?<\/p>\n
We hear a lot of side-channel whining about how, were we to pull out now, the Taliban would resume power in Afghanistan, at which point these fundamentalist Islamic thugs won\u2019t allow girls to go to school any more.<\/p>\n
Here\u2019s a news flash: Half the globe (and, currently, 95 percent of Afghanistan) is ruled by benighted thugs whose customs and behavior wouldn\u2019t pass muster with the EEOC, the ADA, the EPA, the National Organization for Women, or PETA — though they might find a champion in the North American Man-Boy Love Association. We can\u2019t afford to send troops to fix them all. Once the Democrats get done turning the U.S. dollar into rainbow confetti, we won\u2019t be able to afford to send them a firm note.<\/p>\n
Both by inclination and geography, the hill tribes of Afghanistan have proven singularly resistant to the blandishments of centralized state power. The British and Russians tried to impose our version of \u201ccivilization\u201d on this mountainous realm, on and off, for nearly 200 years. No dice. Now Barack Obama, who so far as we know has never field-stripped a battle rifle, never commanded a Boy Scout troop on a 10-mile hike, is going to get the job done in a year and a half with 50,000 troops and some stern rhetoric?<\/p>\n
What, precisely, would a strong, centralized welfare\/police state offer the average Afghan?<\/p>\n
Right now, the average 14-year-old Afghan male is trusted with a rifle and care of his family\u2019s fields or flocks. What he does NOT face is an arbitrary and artificial extension of his \u201cchildhood\u201d to keep him unmarried and out of the \u201clabor force\u201d till he\u2019s at least 18, if not 22.<\/p>\n
In America, the average 14-year-old male will return next week to his ongoing 12-year incarceration in the local mandatory government youth propaganda camp, subject to punishment by his union schoolmarms should he show any dangerous signs of testosterone poisoning. This is actually a pretty good training ground for the adult life he can anticipate, forking over half his earnings in permanent enslavement to a massively intrusive welfare\/police state that would have appalled any American of 1909, let alone 1776.<\/p>\n
Should the Afghans welcome the prospect of a powerful central state on the American model — and propped up by American mercenary \u201ccontractors,\u201d shooting up rural wedding parties with demonically clever robot drones straight out of \u201cThe Terminator\u201d — because it promises to bring them a domestic version of the American IRS, systematically looting half their annual earnings — and then grabbing half their remaining patrimony on the day they die?<\/p>\n
Should they embrace our form of government because a simple herdsman, hoping to shift some sand and rocks a build a rudimentary retention basin to water his stock, could then look forward to waiting many months for various bureaucratic teams to be dispatched from the capital, charging him thousands of dollars for \u201cinspections\u201d and \u201cpermits\u201d to certify that his \u201cproject\u201d doesn\u2019t endanger any delicate archaeological study area, nor the fragile riparian habitat of some heretofore unknown but certainly \u201cendangered\u201d domestic Afghan weed or bug?<\/p>\n
Oh, sing hallelujah!<\/p>\n
But finally and most important, the Afghans are not idiots. They know that — should the dreams of London, Moscow, and Washington ever come true, should there ever be a strong centralized nation-state with a powerful police apparatus headquartered in Kabul, the first thing that government\u2019s \u201cinternational partners\u201d would prevail upon such a satrapy to do would be to curtail cultivation of opium and hashish, the only two profitable cash crops to have ever taken root in their stony soil (and two of God\u2019s finest gifts to a long-suffering mankind, just for the record. Doesn\u2019t Genesis instruct us that God gave us \u201cevery herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of the earth, and every tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat\u201d?)<\/p>\n
If you want to make the Afghans your friends, buy and distribute their crops; don\u2019t burn them.<\/p>\n
I\u2019m not a pacifist. There are some adequate justifications for killing people. Should anyone try to come here and seize our stuff, we should declare war on them and kill them. If we have indeed caught a few dozen of the creeps responsible for the terror attacks culimating on Sept. 11, 2001, they should be lined up and shot, or else hanged, as we did with the plainclothes saboteurs Hitler sent here by submarine in 1942. The laws of war raise no objection.<\/p>\n
We went to war in Afghanistan because the Taliban had given shelter to al-Qaida. Our best intelligence now tells us the remnants of al-Qaida — a few hundred souls — shelter in northwest Pakistan. So why aren\u2019t we going to war in Pakistan? (Or are we, and the American people just can\u2019t be told that?)<\/p>\n
The notion that we must install a stable modern centralized puppet regime in every land where Osama bin Laden might pop up — and do it with 50,000 men, when standard U.S. Army doctrine calls for a force at least five times that size — is a fruitless game of worldwide Whac-a-Mole that could bankrupt us even sooner than Obamacare.<\/p>\n
The real reason we\u2019re still in Afghanistan is that — even though it was Democratic presidents with Democratic congressional majorities who manipulated us into World War One, World War Two, and Vietnam — Republicans are today regarded as the party of modest military competence, while the post-1976 Democrats are viewed, with some cause, as Marxist surrender monkeys.<\/p>\n
Barack Obama couldn\u2019t very well expect to win a race against an actual combat veteran with the proven manly virtues of John McCain by campaigning on a platform of \u201cturn tail and run, but offer to hold hands with our Muslim brothers, sing Cum-ba-ya, and pay them off with billions in bribes, supposedly to fight AIDS and global warming.\u201d So he puffed up his chest and did his best impression of Winston Churchill, vowing to fight and win the \u201creally important war\u201d — Afghanistan.<\/p>\n
It was a campaign talking point, for heaven\u2019s sake, a domestic political triangulation. For this American boys must bleed to death on some cold foreign mountain?<\/p>\n
If Barack Obama is looking for a military adventure to prove his martial bona fides, let him send the Marines to clean out the pirates on the shores of Somalia. Burn their boats and come home. The French will protest; the rest of the world will offer quiet thanks. Probably take about six weeks.<\/p>\n
Meantime, peace on earth, good will toward men. And bring the boys home.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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