The Health Nazis have tried for years to discourage cigarette smoking — at the same time they greedily seize cigarette tax revenues to plug their budget gaps, of course — by placing more and more onerous warning labels on packages, forcing smokers to huddle outside in the snow, slashing magazine revenues by barring colorful ads that once showed happy young people or cartoon characters puffing coffin nails — even barring truthful, factual ads reporting some products are less harmful, for that matter — in their endless campaign to discourage the unhealthy habit.<\/p>\n
And I do mean endless.<\/p>\n
For now the government is turning to gruesome pictures.<\/p>\n
Federal health officials Wednesday unveiled plans to replace the old cigarette-pack warnings with new versions using images that could include emaciated cancer patients, diseased organs and corpses.<\/p>\n
Public health authorities and anti-smoking advocates hailed the move as a milestone in the 50-year battle against tobacco in the United States. They\u2019re frustrated because a stubborn one in five of adults and teens continue to exercise their free choice to smoke.<\/p>\n
Armed with new powers approved by Congress last year, the Food and Drug Administration is proposing warnings that include one containing an image of a man smoking through a tracheotomy hole in his throat; another depicting a body with a large scar running down the chest; another showing a man who appears to be suffering a heart attack. Others could bear images of a corpse in a coffin and one with a toe tag in a morgue, diseased lungs and mouths and a mother blowing smoke into a baby\u2019s face.<\/p>\n
The new warnings will cover half the front and back of each pack and 20 percent of each large ad — as though any \u201cads\u201d will remain.<\/p>\n
Yes! This is great! I suggest cigarette manufacturers place serrations around these images so they can be cut out, saved, and traded like sports cards. Just as artificial rarity can be imposed on any market by manufacturing only a limited number of a given variety, kids in all likelihood would soon be bidding up prices on e-Bay for \u201cthe limited edition green Newport corpse\u201d or the rare \u201cinverted toe-tag Winston morgue misprint.\u201d<\/p>\n
In fact, federal drug regulators agree with me. Back in 1992, the BATF blocked importation of a Belgian vodka called \u201cBlack Death\u201d and sold in a box shaped like a black coffin, arguing this ghoulish packaging would be \u201ctoo attractive to kids.\u201d (The importer later won on appeal.)<\/p>\n
Nor should the gubbimint stop here. When Democrats are in power, cartoons next to the names of Republican candidates on the ballot could show corporate fat cats in their fancy limousines running over starving waifs and old people, just to help voters \u201cget the picture.\u201d Then, when the GOP holds office, cartoons next to the names of Democratic candidates could show union bosses, trial lawyers, and Federal Reserve bankers lighting fat cigars with looted greenbacks as they use naked, starving taxpayers as footstools and ashtrays.<\/p>\n
Sugary soda pop labels? They could be required to show the bloated corpses of diabetes victims with amputated feet.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhen the rule takes effect, the health consequences of smoking will be obvious every time someone picks up a pack of cigarettes,\u201d gloats FDA Commissioner Margaret Humbug.<\/p>\n
No, no, \u201cHamburg.\u201d Sorry, the lady\u2019s name is Hamburg. Honest.<\/p>\n
Now, hamburg labels. That\u2019s a thought. Give me a minute, here … <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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