And all this is after Harry got to pick his opponent!

Imagine you’re a fan of a football team involved in a heated matchup with its greatest rival. Last year your guys won the championship, but now it’s the two-minute warning, your guys are down by four, and they just fumbled.

Wait. You think that’s bad? You have no idea how bad things are. Since the first quarter, the team that’s whupping your ass with two minutes to play, the one that was in the basement last year, has been playing their FIFTH STRING QUARTERBACK. That’s right; their FIRST FOUR GUYS WENT DOWN IN THE FIRST QUARTER.

How embarrassing is that? Most teams don’t even HAVE a fifth-string quarterback. By that point the coach is asking some defensive back, “Hey, Grubnik, you played behind center in high school, right? How many plays you remember?”

Sen. Harry Reid, the most powerful legislator in Washington — though his role as facilitator of the Obama-Pelosi-Schumer socialist agenda has not exactly won him any popularity contests back here in sagebrush country — didn’t want to have to face then-Republican Attorney General Brian Sandoval in his re-election bid this year, so he appointed attorney Sandoval to a lifetime seat on the federal bench in 2005.

Sandoval came back, quitting the bench last year. But the senior Reid dodged the first bullet: Judge Sandoval opted to unseat an awkward governor of his own party, Jim Gibbons, and is now laying his own 16-point whupping on a younger Reid, Harry’s son Rory, in Nevada’s gubernatorial general election.

The next likely challenger was reasonably popular Republican Lt. Gov. Brian Krolicki. So Democratic state Attorney General Catherine Cortez Masto, daughter of longtime Las Vegas Convention Czar Manny Cortez and always a willing Democratic foot-soldier, indicted Krolicki, alleging he mishandled funds while he served as state treasurer.

The criminal prosecution was so baseless it was thrown out of court on a motion to dismiss — which hardly ever happens. But by then it was too late for Krolicki to start fund-raising to challenge Sen. Reid this year. Two down.

The other member of the GOP “top three” potential Reid challengers was articulate and debonair Northern Nevada Congressman Dean Heller. Someone else will have to explain why he demurred, though he’s young and may figure the smaller-government tidal wave will only grow stronger as “multicultural” socialism along with its various economic and environmental frauds continue to crash and burn, world-wide.

The GOP fourth choice? Attractive and wealthy former state Sen. Sue Lowden was considered the front-runner last spring. Though she’s no policy wonk, there’s little to dislike about Ms. Lowden. Yes, she and her husband own casinos, but this is Nevada. She was a reasonably articulate conservative during her brief tenure in Carson City, until the public employee unions loaded up and took her out with their usual scurrilous lies — her vote to let parents decide which shots their kids should get meant she was “in favor of childhood disease”; thoughtful stuff like that.

So Harry loaded up against former USO girl and local TV newsgal Sue Lowden in this spring’s GOP primary, and … got his wish! Lowden lost! Harry got to run against the GOP’s FIFTH STRINGER, surging-out-of nowhere former State Assemblywoman and Tea Party favorite Sharron Angle!

Who turned out in their only televised debate to be sharper than Harry, more attractive and likeable than Harry, who was already beating Harry by three points before he made a fool of himself on TV rambling about NFL players wearing pink helmets, and who now has him down by four, as (now “former”) $50,000-a-year Reid “Press Sectetary for Hispanic Media” Diana Tejada chose the week before election day to get herself fired for taking money to enter into a sham marriage in order to provide an illegal alien from Fatwah-land with American citizenship. (The Lebanese man was deported. Cuiriously, the Reid staffer faced no charges.)

Did I mention Sen. Reid favors amnesty for illegal aliens, a position about as popular in Nevada as an 8 p.m. curfew?

I don’t care who wins Tuesday — though it looks like Angle from where I’m sitting, barring massive fraud. The Democrats have a huge problem, and it’s called the SEIU, AFSCME, and most of all Barack Obama and his big-spending, big-borrowing, business-hating socialist agenda, which has single-handedly dumped us on the verge of the Second Great Depression.

(Wait till you see what happens when the dollar collapses.)

Yes, Demorats will retain plenty of safe, gerrymandered seats. But on Tuesday night, the map of America’s contested elections is going to look mighty red, with islands of blue in New York, Connecticut, and Massachusetts; in California, Oregon, and Hawaii.

(And if you think Democrats have good tax and economic policies, please move to one of those “thriving” states immediately … and try to open a business.)

Democrats’ best hope is to at least hold Patty Murray’s seat in Washington — if she can stay close, Democratic lawyers and judges will steal it back for her.

The big question now is whether the “moderate” RINOS will be able to take these new Tea Party freshmen aside, come January, and explain, “You have to understand how things work. If you don’t want to be a one-term wonder, you have to bring home the pork. And the way to get YOUR earmarks approved is to agree to vote for everybody ELSE’S earmarks …”

But here’s the real irony. That might have worked with Brian Sandoval or Brian Krolicki. But it won’t work with Sharron Angle. She BELIEVES in sharply limited government.

“Go ahead, commit political suicide. Nominate ‘principled’ Tea Party conservatives who won’t compromise,” the Democrats dared the GOP last spring. “Nyah nyah nyah.”

So what are they going to say now, as the map runs red Tuesday night? “They don’t have a mandate to do anything radical”?

They do. And the people who gave them that mandate were hysterical, fear-mongering Harry Reid and his Democrats, warning one and all “They believe in the U.S. Constitution. Disallows most of what we’ve been doing for years. Pretty scary. Pretty extreme.”

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Small government advocates in Nevada should strongly consider voting Libertarians Ed Klapproth (http://donatetoklapproth.com/) or Joe Silvestri for Congress, and Art Lampitt for governor.

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It’s Halloween, the day we celebrate the genocide of the old believers by the combined forces of church and state armed with the powers of torture and property seizure, untrammeled by due process or real juries.

How many bad ideas can you cram into one sentence?

Please don’t dress your children as “ugly witches” this day — as good taste, it would rank right up there with “celebrating” the Holocaust by dressing up small children as “ugly Jews.”

For the record, the old herbal healers practiced a brand of medicine in far better keeping with the Hippocratic oath than the “mainstream” physicians of the 16th through early 19th centuries, who managed to bleed George Washington to death, among many others.

Let’s show a little humility, at least.

5 Comments to “And all this is after Harry got to pick his opponent!”

  1. Robert Stirn Says:

    I enjoyed your article in Sunday’s Review-Journal. Everyone has neglected one key issue. How much money did the NRA use to buy Harry Reid. This falls under the category of “I suspect something, but I can’t prove it”. Maybe you can help the taxpayers and voters with some information about this very important subject. Thank-you for your time and consideration!

  2. liberranter Says:

    …the map of America’s contested elections is going to look mighty red, with islands of blue in New York, Connecticut, and Massachusetts; in California, Oregon, and Hawaii.

    (And if you think Democrats have good tax and economic policies, please move to one of those “thriving” states immediately … and try to open a business.)

    Not that I take issue with your point, but trying to start a business in a “red” state ain’t no piece of cake either. Bureaucracy is bureaucracy is bureaucracy, no matter what “color” state you live in or what artificial half of the Government Party dominates it. I suppose this simply proves the old adage that “all politics is local.” Electing a “Tea Party” type to Congress won’t do a damned thing to improve the local economy if the same bunch of tax-thieving, business-killing kleptocrats remain in control of your county or city government, state legislature, or governor’s office, whether they wear the label “Republican/Conservative” or “Democrat/Liberal” (and again, as I’m sure most readers here are aware, there are plenty of corrupt kleptocrats attached to both “parties.”)

    Call me a pessimist (or a realist, if you will), but the only “result” of tomorrow’s elections will be another big letdown for gullible sheeple without long-term memories who are living proof of George Santayana’s most famous quote.

  3. L. Neil Smith Says:

    Now let me get this straight: bleeding George “Expense Account General” Washington, who betrayed the American Revolution to the Hamiltonians to death was a _bad_ thing?

    Just curious.

  4. Rob Says:

    From where I sit this evening of Nov. 3rd, it appears that reports of the death of the Democratic party are a bit premature. As someone famous once said, we only get what we deserve. Chalk up another one for the sheeple.

  5. Stephen R Says:

    Hoom. What as that you were saying about massive election fraud?