‘I’LL BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS, YOU CAN PLAN ON ME’

2:59 pm December 25th, 2006

And now the bustling streets and malls fall strangely quiet. In many a home the living room rests ankle-deep in an effluvia of ribbons and paper and bows, while in the background someone has left the TV running — Alastair Sim throws open his window on a bright and shining world for the 47th time, and asks the lad in the street what day this is.

It’s Christmas morning, sir. And yes, we certainly do know the shop on the corner with the big, fat goose still hanging in the window.

By day’s end, much of the predictable hand-wringing over the commercialization of the holiday will have faded away, as in many homes the most expensive new Christmas toys will lie broken or abandoned in some forgotten corner, while toddlers play themselves to happy exhaustion in that yet-to-be-unseated, all-time-champion source of Christmas delight … the empty cardboard box in which the presents arrived.

A fancy high-tech toy has no option but to remain a fancy high-tech toy, you see, while a cardboard box can be a frontier fort, a hot rod with stick shift, a lonely aircraft dangerously icing up as it makes the perilous climb over the Andes … More »

LIBERTARIAN CAMPAIGN AIMS TO ‘COST BUSH THE ELECTION’

1:37 pm June 20th, 2004

On June 14, the Seattle Times editorialized that the entrance requirements for the tedious, moribund, rigorously stage-managed turn-offs that today pass for our presidential “debates” should be loosened — but not too much.

“This year, Nader needs an average of 15 percent support in five national polls in order to be included,” the Times reports. “He is currently pegged at 7 percent by Gallup poll and 3 percent by Zogby. Who decided the 15 percent cutoff? The Commission on Presidential Debates, which is effectively controlled by the two major parties.”

Solution? “It’s time to reconsider the current format and the lock on presidential debates by the two major parties,” the Times recommends.

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His Noblest Fantasy Had Little To Do With Elves and Wizards

5:20 am January 5th, 2002

I’m hardly the first to note that Professor J.R.R. Tolkien’s modern classic Lord of the Rings – or the new and successful film now born thereof – have a strong and unusual political subtext.

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, which opens tomorrow, is a terrific movie about politics,” wrote James Pinkerton of Long Island’s Newsday on Dec. 18.

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‘Oh, did we cite you under the health regulations?’

3:41 pm June 11th, 2000

It’s a head-on clash between two ways of looking at the law — between Las Vegas the bootstrap desert town with the can-do-attitude, and The New Vegas … a suburban community where zoning is everywhere, and whatever you do, you’d better have your permits.

Dan Paripovich, who served with the Sixth Special Forces Group from 1966 to 1969, when the unit was known to raise a little dust in Southeast Asia, is not a delicate guy. He’s a demolition contractor — has been for decades. Back in 1997 he was retained to tear down the Harbor Freight building on Tropicana.

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DON’T LOOK LIKE TARGET SHOOTING TO ME

12:44 pm January 3rd, 1999

John Tyson, chief state investigator in the shooting deaths of a herd of 31 horses near the town of Sparks in Northern Nevada on Dec. 27, says “I think these were random acts of killing due to people target shooting.”

Anything’s possible. There will always be drunks and morons who kill out of boredom — the same way we remain burdened by the kind of drivers who will swerve to hit a cat or dog.

But 31 horses? Taken down with military-style rifles in calibers .223 and 30.06? Apparently the bulk of a herd, some taken with undeniable skill (which is not to express any admiration for the deed) as they fled at all angles? Such thoroughness — in daylight near a major highway — argues in favor of a purpose and a plan, as well as a certain strength of resolve.

The suspicion lingers that Mr. Tyson’s statement serves much the same purpose as the standard announcement that a murder victim’s boyfriend “is not a suspect, but is merely being sought for questioning” — the kind of questioning which coincidentally leads to an arrest with amazing regularity, once the poor sap is lulled into showing his face.

Between 1987 and 1993, more than 700 wild horses were shot in rural Nevada — mostly in the north around Lovelock and Battle Mountain, east along Interstate 80 and the Humboldt River from the site of Sunday’s slaughter — in what amounts to a minor war between ranchers and government officials enforcing policies which effectively ban the private killing or round-up of any roaming horses, even strayed horses on state or private lands (like those killed in this incident), which technically are not protected by the Wild Horse and Burro Act, pushed through by Eastern “animal-lovers” supposedly to protect only herds of free-roaming wild horses which have run on federal lands for generations.

Such “preservation” measures play well among Bambi-lovers far removed from the day-to-day struggle of earning a living on a ranch in the arid West. Unfortunately, the net effect of such regulations is often that — as the “sacred” horses multiply and monopolize limited forage and waterholes — ranchers can actually be ordered to reduce the number of cattle they run on their range under existing “government permits” … with little regard for those ranchers’ already-thin margin of economic survival.

(This is not mere theory. Nevada ranchers are actually being run off the land via cattle seizures and massive fines, by federal regulators with no patience to await the results of the ongoing landmark court case Hage versus United States, in which plaintiffs argue that such grazing permits only recognize a pre-existing land right — that the federal government has no authority to alter, suspend, or cancel them.) More »

Live Free or Die: How Many More Carl Dregas?

11:50 pm June 26th, 1998

“A well-regulated population being necessary to the security of a police state, the right of the Government to seize and destroy arms shall not be infringed.”

Go where the land meets the water, anywhere in New England, and you will begin to understand how deeply the region of my birth lies in bondage to the Cult of the Omnipotent State.

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